Biden Bridge between UK and USA announced

Leaked UK government documents have revealed the most ambitious post Brexit British policy to date – to build a bridge across the Atlantic Ocean, directly linking Penzance in Cornwall with Boston, Massachusetts.

It is believed that this project has been given the working title “Biden bridge”, because it represents both a symbolic and commercial opportunity to develop the special relationship between the UK and the USA, and in particular to bypass both Ireland and Canada, whilst also giving a firm two fingers up to France and the rest of the EU.

At this stage, the cost of such a bridge is unknown, but a source close to Boris Johnson said that “even if it costs £1 trillion, what better way to celebrate open and prosperous Britain than with this bridge?”

Johnson is believed to feel that a 3,000 mile long road bridge would present a viable and sustainable alternative to crossing the Atlantic by sea or air, especially given recent concerns about the grounding of the Ever Given.

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